the fault in our stars

I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

(Source: cowboybebopping, via too--soon)

tbdressfashion:

casual outfit

sidegrl:

hi:

"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan 

ur only fan tbh

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vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

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incoconito:

when theres too many adverts on a tv break

image

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virginity:

more here ☾

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via unescapable)

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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